A crime which has no recourse against the perpetrator, however it is certainly not a victimless crime. It's virtue comes from the victim's inability to provide coherent testimony.
GHB and a Nixon mask, ahh the perfect crime! Good Luck testifying cupcake!
by dirTsamoan June 30, 2003
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Pooping in the work bathroom stalls without anyone realising it was you.
Someone came in to pee while I was pooping at work yesterday, so I stall stalled until he left. Perfect crime!
by awdammit March 01, 2012