lockwood 

An activity between 2 or more men involving crossing or locking each others dicks with one another.

Guy 1: Why are Connor and Recordo screaming in the bathroom?

Guy 2: They are probably preforming the lockwood technique.

lockwood by stlshayne12 December 20, 2009

lockwood 

When your penis becomes erect and does not go down for at least an hour. This could be a problem when one is in class, wearing mesh shorts, grinding, or even cooking. The only solution is to lay back and call your girlfriend(s).

Dude, last night susan had to relieve my lockwood.

Susan is so hot she gave me a lockwood by just looking at her.

lockwood by j-man11 July 26, 2008

Lockwood 

The most amazing family to exist. Descended from Cornish wreckers, this family is not to be messed with. Daughters are always extra bad ass and probs gay <3.

P1: Damn she was a boss bitch!

P2: She must be a Lockwood!

Lockwood by Slaytastic March 14, 2023

lockwood 

When your penis becomes erect and does not go down for at least an hour. This could be a problem when one is in class, wearing mesh shorts, grinding, or even cooking. The only solution is to lay back and call your girlfriend(s).

Dude, last night susan had to relieve my lockwood.

Susan is so hot she gave me a lockwood by just looking at her.

lockwood by j-man11 July 26, 2008

Lockwood 

A person who leeches onto his friends, at first appearing nice and jovial, and eventually turning into a total douche.

When said evolution happens, said lockwood is unable to separate right from wrong, what is socially exceptable and what isn't, and how he is newly percieved by those around him.

The practical age for a lockwood is 10-15, but lockwood can be found at any age level and of any or both genders.

Little Jimmy: hey man, watch out for "name", he's a total lockwood. He tried pushing us all onto the highway when we were biking, made fun of our girlfriends, and then when we told him what a lockwood he was, he tp'd our house.

Little Jimmy's possy: *nods all around*

Lockwood by Grevmind September 7, 2009

Lockwood 

One who love to work in a Box a lot and loves honey. Is afraid of getting popped by a bee and getting all wet.

Lockwood got box AGAIN?!?!

Lockwood by migel July 18, 2008

Lockwood 

Dreads that have grown into one resembling a piece of wood or similar to a big nappy dread knot. Lockwood.

Your dread is so nap it a dread knot of lockwood.

Lockwood by Lockwood the dread knot February 20, 2021