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Drop a Nessie in the Loch

A euphemism for defecating inspired by the Loch Ness Monster. Similar to "dropping off the kids at the pool", yet with a Scottish flair.
Scotsman 1: Good gracious I had a lot to eat last night!

I've got to drop a nessie in the loch!

Scotsman 2: Sounds like a plan, laddie.

They've got more fecking sea monsters in the great Loch at Ness than they've got the likes of me 

A way to say that your a freak. it was used by Demoman from TF2 in his meat the team video.
Demoman: I am a black Scottish cyclops they've got more fecking sea monsters in the great Loch at Ness than they've got the likes of me.
A phrase when spoken or thought simultaneously by 2 individuals, validates a profound underlying connection of the soul. After the phrase is shared, it results in a sudden realization of that connection.
Driving down the road while i was thinking 'Lo Chin' my girl said, "Lo Chin" out of the blue. At that point we understood.
Lo Chin by Jeffrey926 October 21, 2008

Lochinbek 

Clever as a falcon, keen-sighted, brave, fearless, agile, agile, quick-witted, or a child of the falcon family.

Forms: Lochin, Lochinboy, Lochinhon, Lochinbek.
Lochin, Lochinbek, Lochinboy, Lochinhon,
Lochinbek by Lochinbek November 21, 2021
Beautiful gorgeous girl!! Fiancee to BARATH!!
Lochini looks gorgeous 😍
lochini by Kwwkkwj November 23, 2021
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026