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Drop a Nessie in the Loch

A euphemism for defecating inspired by the Loch Ness Monster. Similar to "dropping off the kids at the pool", yet with a Scottish flair.
Scotsman 1: Good gracious I had a lot to eat last night!

I've got to drop a nessie in the loch!

Scotsman 2: Sounds like a plan, laddie.

They've got more fecking sea monsters in the great Loch at Ness than they've got the likes of me 

A way to say that your a freak. it was used by Demoman from TF2 in his meat the team video.
Demoman: I am a black Scottish cyclops they've got more fecking sea monsters in the great Loch at Ness than they've got the likes of me.
A phrase when spoken or thought simultaneously by 2 individuals, validates a profound underlying connection of the soul. After the phrase is shared, it results in a sudden realization of that connection.
Driving down the road while i was thinking 'Lo Chin' my girl said, "Lo Chin" out of the blue. At that point we understood.
Lo Chin by Jeffrey926 October 21, 2008

Lochinbek 

Clever as a falcon, keen-sighted, brave, fearless, agile, agile, quick-witted, or a child of the falcon family.

Forms: Lochin, Lochinboy, Lochinhon, Lochinbek.
Lochin, Lochinbek, Lochinboy, Lochinhon,
Lochinbek by Lochinbek November 21, 2021
Beautiful gorgeous girl!! Fiancee to BARATH!!
Lochini looks gorgeous 😍
lochini by Kwwkkwj November 23, 2021
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026