Lobe Life

A lifestyle of rubbing one another's ear lobes.

"Lobe life tell the next life"
"Give me some Lobes"
"My lobes are lonely"

by LobeLover June 5, 2012

rocktoral lobe

The main part of your brain used to play guitar hero or perform other tasks where a great amount of awesomeness is required

"Doctor what happened?" "He was jamming so hard to the last note of beast and the harlot and well, his rocktoral lobe exploded"

by Zach T F January 2, 2008

labia lobes

When an obvious lesbian has extended ear lobes that look like over used pussy lips.

Man that chick must be a lezbo magnet. She has some serious labia lobes!

by Jynx Baalverzi February 1, 2015

dill lobe

1) a dear friend that you love but does absolutely idiotic things
2) the floppy bit of a penis

Mate you are an absolute fucking dill lobe

by Granny butt plugs January 13, 2018

lobe licker

One who licks the lobe of a willing/unwilling partner to achieve sexual arousal of said partner.

Alannah: I wouldn't lick the inside of her ear but i would certainly consider biting or licking her ear lobe to make her moist

Dan: so what you're saying is you're a bit of a lobe licker. Interesting fetish

by The Quotebook January 20, 2018

stink lobe

a deposit of shit behind one's ear, such as from wiping your cock behind a girl's ear after having removed it from her ass.

last week, when i fucked your mom, without her having ass douched first, i had an wicked case of the poopdick, so i held that bitch's head down and rubbed my cock, all shit and blood and cum dripping down from it, right up the neck and behind her ear, she caught herself some stink lobe son!

by revnazaright June 18, 2008

ear lobing

when a slimey forriegner keeps trying to cock block you in the bar with cheesy lines like "I'm from England" or "Did you get that hand bag from paris" or "Do I know you?". He Never gets the ladies and neither do you b/c you are friends with him.

Alex is ear lobing on all my bitches.

by Cbuzz August 23, 2005