I can’t wait to get home, watch netflix, and loam you all night on the couch
by tree-galore February 23, 2021
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1. a weasely, neurotic pseudo-castrati who pokes at people from afar with in-jokes that are so far in they're fighting to make it past the O-RING.
2. a hunk of dirt, nut-shaped
Blinker is a muthafuckin' LOAM NUT, YO.
by TemporalFlux April 7, 2003
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To be under the influence of heavy nicotine by a phix, Juul, or suorin.
That pod got me so loamed I’m schmeeked now.
by RugMuncher420 January 20, 2018
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A person who is gay and uses the word more than once in a minute.
by Imani Weathersby January 15, 2021
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A word to describe an extremely nerdy/ annoying person, with Hints of gayness Implemented.
"Hey mark, look over there, that guys is such a Loam I swear"
"I know right"
by GR8 Metngs December 29, 2022
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Laughing On Ass Moms.

Can be used in replacement of “LOL”
Wow. That Deshawn LeLong guy really makes me LOAM!
by Deshawn LeLong October 31, 2020
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