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8.
Large Overly-Aggressive Female.

Women who tend to be on the hefty side who intimidate those around them. Usually when they are a tad intoxicated and trying to make sexual advances. Can also be used in the context of scary, large women seen in everyday life.
Dude, do you see that girl over there? What a loaf!

I was just cornered by a loaf. I think I'm traumatized.
by thisisadumbpseudonym December 14, 2012
 
9.
A silly person who is often really happy all the time for no apparent reason. They are also weird and do weird stuff.
TheBaz: She is such a loaf, everything she does is pretty loafy
Dasmien: Did you hear she soiled herself on stage?
TheBaz: Yeah that's pretty loafy. There's some pictures of her looking loafy, too
by CeleryMan June 30, 2012
 
10.
Verb: To Loaf-- Colloquial form of language expressing the observation of someone else’s or one’s own flatulence and or incontinence. The release of gaseous fecal odors.

Noun: Loaf-- Gaseous Fecal Odor

Adjective: Loafy-- Smelling like gaseous fecal odor

Position of entitlement: Dr. Loafenstein, The Loafman
Verb:
1. My Mom loafed in the kitchen and I lost my appetite.
2. Oh shit!! Jack loafed on my dinner.
3. Oh No… August loafed on his date.
4. Wow, I ate all that spaghetti and have been baking loaf all night.
5. It smelt terrible, she loafed in the shower!!!!

Noun:
1. Aww sick, did you smell that loaf?
2. Who’s making hot loaf?
3. Hey honey are you making hot loaf again?

Adjective:
1. She smelt really loafy after all of that hibachi.
2. I was feeling very loafy so I had to sleep in the bathroom.

Position of entitlement:
1. Damn Dr. Loafenstein, what did you eat?
2. They call me the Loafman.
3. Some call me the Loafman Jr.
4. Loafin like my Daddy.
by Kerm The Frog January 12, 2010
 
11.
So this can either be your standard loaf of bread, whole wheat and healthy or white alike.

This can ALSO be to sit around and waste time and procrastinate on a couch. Y'know? (:
"Sonny boy," said grandpa. "Go down to the store and get a loaf of bread, will you?"

"Yeah we're just loafing around instead of doing homework"
by LOAVES_A_BREAD September 21, 2011
 
12.
a lazy person that lies about doing work and wants everyone to think they are the victim.
see Badria Al-jamal & Eeyore. Both are loafs.
by SJH&MC January 08, 2010
 
13.
1. piece of shit.
2. an unusually large peice of shit.
popular: "man, i gotta go bake a loaf"
by Sir Spunk January 20, 2003
 
14.
when an individual is acting ratchet/annoying, specifically in New Rochelle NY
Stop being such a loaf and get to class!
by hoodplace March 04, 2014