Little Briggsy

An extremely irritating dwarf who is addicted to acne remedies and wanking to ABBA songs.

What do you call a deformed midget who cracks one off to "Dancing Queen"?

Little Briggsy?

You got it, Squire.

by Colin Cummerbund September 6, 2006

Little Miss Briggsy

The pseudonym used by grotesque midgets when they "Tranny-up" in order to pick up rough men in gay bars.

That Little Miss Briggsy makes me sick. I've just seen him go home with two big Germans in lederhosen