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fort liqourdale 

City North of Miami. Famous for it's beautiful canals and expensive beach front properties.

Place where girls dance nude on bar stools on Monday afternoon.

In Fort Liqourdale, there isn't room at shops for condoms so all the guys carry zpacs in their wallets.

Fort Liqourdale is where foreign tourists working on cruise ships spend their pay and fellate rastafarian liqour store workers on pallets of bud light, for a free energy drink.

There are two airports in Fort liqourdale. The cheap one takes you to places like Colombia, the expensive one takes you other cities in America.

If you go to Fort Liqourdale it's very easy to get arrested, but you can buy drugs from limousine drivers parked out front of most clubs if you really want to.

Many excellent porn sites are based out of there, like the Bangabros and Milf Hunter.
Guy 1: Wow look at that girl passed out on the gutter over there. She is pretty hot. I'm going to put my balls on her forehead, can you mind the shop?

Guy 2: Sure, no problem.

Guy 3: Only in Fort Liqourdale. Want me to take a photo?

Guy 1: Sure, thanks man.

liquoroholic 

when you are addicted to just liquor
I'm a liquoroholic.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026

Scrapnel 

(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.
"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"
Scrapnel by IceSniper February 22, 2025
Word of the Day on August 2, 2026
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!
Hardo by Thuhkilluh September 4, 2014
Word of the Day on August 1, 2026