Lipstick Dipstick

When getting a blowjob, have said girl put on fresh lipstick. Then get her to go as far down as possible before closing her mouth. The lipstick will make a mark, and the game is now on to try and beat that mark. This makes getting head FUN!!!!

Man, I'd like to play lipstick dipstick with her. I bet she'd get a new high score.

Lipstick Dipstick by anduarin July 14, 2010

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lipstick dipstick

A term for a male canine erection, as it can often resemble lipstick when it is ready to be applied.

Dude, your dog had a full on lipstick dipstick for my leg.

lipstick dipstick by Bourbon and Galushtas April 7, 2023

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lipstick on your dipstick

Does this really need an explanation? It seems to be used primarily when lecherous drunks are sitting at a bar and a hot bitch walks in.

(Drunks talking in a bar as the hot bitch walks in)...

"Damn, Frank. Check out what just came in the door! Man.... How'd you like to get her lipstick on your dipstick?"

lipstick on your dipstick by Frank Klaune January 27, 2005

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Lipstick on my Dipstick

Lipstick on my Dipstick is the remnant of lipstick that a girl leaves on your raging hard-on after giving you a blowjob and throat-gasm.

When I got back to our dorm-room, Matt noticed that I had Lipstick on my Dipstick!

Lipstick on my Dipstick by USAF Cadet October 26, 2020

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Dipstick and Lipstick

John McCain and Sarah Palin

Don't waste your vote on ol' Dipstick and Lipstick.

Dipstick and Lipstick by Obama Mama October 30, 2008

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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