A band of punk ass emo bitches who some how managed to rule the music world with like 3 songs about 7 years back. how these guys are still making money nevermind new songs i dont know, its probly a global scheme involving santa clause and satan but what ever it is i want in...those bitches owe me ... word.
a: i like linkin pa...*looks around to see guns pointed at face*...go ahead i was gunna off myself nxt tuesday neways
B: well no sht! u like linkin park!
B: well no sht! u like linkin park!
by nintendo sega playstatin junior senior 3rd May 26, 2007
Linkin Park: Linkin Park is one of the worst bands in the world... The lead singer Chester, is absolutly terrible. To record a song, they have a special recording studio with a toilet in it. He goes days without shitting. When its time to record the song, Chester sits on the toilet and shits. How else could he produce such earshreeching, deafning tones???? I've done an expriment. One day while taking a shit, (while i was straining)i started singing "Bleed it Out." While doing this my brother walked by and said "Turn off that shit, i hate linkin park..."
One of my friends described linkin parks sounds as:
"having sex with someone over a toilet in the behind who is constapated and yelling into a microphone while pandas with guitars and facial hair lick their instruments and make stupid riffs, all while the yeller is improvising lyrics on the spot."
"having sex with someone over a toilet in the behind who is constapated and yelling into a microphone while pandas with guitars and facial hair lick their instruments and make stupid riffs, all while the yeller is improvising lyrics on the spot."
by K-Weezy April 14, 2008
A band that doesn't scream so much as annoy. In fact, they annoy so much that most of the general population would wish to kick them in the balls. A band with 6+ members is no longer a band, it's an army, and they are armed to split skulls with their awful noise.
by Guerillajoe May 19, 2005
omfg linkin park is so fucking awesome!!
by tyler... January 7, 2008
A shitty emo band that has no talent at all. The lead singer only screams and when he actually sings, it sounds like shit. The "rapper" has absolutely no talent and cannot rap worth a shit.
All of their songs are angst, especially "CRAAAAAWWWWWLING IN MY SKIIIIIIIN. THESE WOOOOOOOOUNDS, THEY WILLLLL NOT HEEEEALLLL."
All of their songs are angst, especially "CRAAAAAWWWWWLING IN MY SKIIIIIIIN. THESE WOOOOOOOOUNDS, THEY WILLLLL NOT HEEEEALLLL."
by Maccer May 26, 2005
An awsome band that has saved countless lives.
A band that has used their own real life experences to help many others through tough times in their lives.
But get one thing straight...
ITS NOT EMO!!!!
A band that has used their own real life experences to help many others through tough times in their lives.
But get one thing straight...
ITS NOT EMO!!!!
by jennaLPU84 July 1, 2006
Band who does write their own songs. who gets wrongly accused by jackasses. Its stands for purely goodness.
by Sabaratnam July 9, 2004