LOL in my Pants. Originates from the Isle of Man and is generally used to describe anything that is funny.
"Hey did you see Greatest Freak Out Ever 8 last night?"

"Yeah, it made me LIMP!"
by Fail Whale IV February 10, 2010
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1. flaccid

2. a way of walking after being boofed
1. Being limp doesn't matter if your the bitch anyway!

2. You'd limp too if you took on all 10 inches at once!!
by Ben Dover November 7, 2003
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The act of of laughing in one's plane.
While flying to New York, Johnny told me a funny joke and I began to LIMP.

I LIMP'd all the way to Europe.
by LIMP'ing June 12, 2014
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Lady pimp, opposite gimp a women that is beautiful and attracts all the men and doesnt use them for her own sexual enjoyment and only goes as far as kissing on the first date usually wears hollister and also a really good and experianced kisser.
loves the male sex normally straight but could have signs of being bi.
john:shes a whore
jeff:no shes a limp
john:whats a limp?
jeff:a girl that is a lady pimp but isnt a whore and doesnt use guys for sexual enjoyment.
by chuck norris's fist August 10, 2009
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Politically correct substitute for the word "gay" when used in a derogatory way but not actually referring to homosexuality.
That movie was limp.
by Dkal February 23, 2004
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When you are really stoned and somebody tries to wake you up, and make you move, but you are REALLY don't want to move from your place, the answer should be: "Leave me In My Pillow!!!!"
Yuval, leave me in my pillow (LIMP)!!!
by Magic Gnome November 11, 2006
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