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Mike Litoris

Mike Litoris is a California homeowner who was interviewed about a fire in his neighborhood. Jury’s still out on whether Mike punked the reporter, or if that’s really his name. Either way, we just found the best prank call name EVER. Hugh Jass, you’ve just been replaced.
"Yeah, I'll buy from you guys. Could I get transferred to my friend who works there? Yeah, his name's "Mike," last name "Litoris."

"Hey, where's Mike Litoris?"
Mike Litoris by Gran Torino December 19, 2009

Litoris in the clitoris 

When something is so lit that it be snatching weaves and poppin cherries, then it is litoris in the clitoris.
Bro 1: Yo Bro, did you catch that sweaty Broadway production of Hedwig and the Angry Inch?

Bro 2: Totes bro, NPH was totally litoris in the clitoris.

lighterism 

Discrimination based on lighter skin aka lightskins , typically mixed race black and white people , but can occur between lightskin black people as well, alot of times lightskins can face discrimination from darker skin people ,
Lightskin person: damn man lighterism is real out here , we gotta stick together

Darkskin person: bro stop lightskins don't face discrimination
lighterism by Jayyykillin September 11, 2020
A flower that buds in times of greatness. It is a self watering flower that requires a lot of attention. If taken care of properly it can bring great pleasure. This plant grows all over the world and all year around.
Have you seen Danielle’s litoris, I heard it was budding?
litoris by i_am_big_papi November 11, 2009

ligatorial 

a ligatorial is slang for a lighter.
let me use your ligatorial to spark up this bogie
ligatorial by John January 19, 2005
When it's so lit its equivalent to a popping pussy. It's 10 times above the level of "lit"
Damn this party is litoris
Litoris by Gookmasterhens November 30, 2016