I NEED A LIGHTHOUSE

To have a jokingly suicidal thought

After that terrible date, I think I NEED A LIGHTHOUSE.

by KM December 10, 2016

Lighthousing

When one feels the need or requirement to expel Jizz from ones cock whilst lying in a bath with just the shaft and tip of your jolly roger visible through the sea of bubbles

Lighthousing in a stormy sea -
As above by using increased ferocity to achieve the end goal of filling the sea with more goo than the piper alpha oil disaster

Have you been doing some Lighthousing in the bath dad? The waters full of jizz! i’m supposed to going in the bath now using same water to save money and the planet ya bloody porvort

by cannydaft May 7, 2021

Lighthousing

The act of continuously turning around in circles whilst displaying a sneaky nut. Sometime performed in a wheelchair.

Person 1: He was Lighthousing me the sick fuck
Person 2: What a mad cunt.

by SkitzoCrab April 28, 2017

Lighthoused

Something getting messed up by Lighthouse Academy.

Don't leave anything out in the hallway or else it will get Lighthoused!

by [e-mail] October 29, 2018

lighthoused

(V.) To get black-out drunk. Lights on, nobody home.

I was lighthoused by 11 o'clock and had to be carried out of the bar

by ASeasonedDrinker February 19, 2016

captain lighthouse

A tall bald headed person who has a bright glare on their head that tends to blind others. It can be used also as a beacon of light for lost travelers, who often may refer to the landmark as guidance in their travel.
Waiver: Travelers should wear sunglasses to prevent damage to their eyes when looking directly at the light house.

Ricky Bobby was lost until he found Captain Lighthouse and was guided back to safety.

by A damn Yankee January 5, 2023

Lighthouse Effect

Being so tall that people look up to you and naturally gravitate towards you.

“I wonder why everyone likes David?”
“Oh, it’s just the Lighthouse Effect.”

by StopSexualizingBoats April 2, 2023