lickety split

"Lickety split", meaning fast or quickly, apparently arose in the 1830s and 1840s. The origin of the expression isn't totally clear. Similar to stat.

Grandma just slipped on a bananna peel so I have to get her to the hospital lickety split!

by Tom Connelly September 8, 2006

refers to the tearing of index cards by bending them in half and then licking them to get them to split apart.

My mouth is so dry from performing lickety split.

by A. SugarTits Car December 5, 2010

lickety-split

adv. Very quickly, taking place in only a few milliseconds.

I got out of that strip club lickety-split when I realized the dancer was actually a man.

by Boris June 9, 2004

Person 1: Could you get me a Dr Pepper please?
Person 2: Sure, I will be lickety-split!

by PandaGirl xox May 30, 2016

Another word for going down on a woman. To get some lickety split is to eat pussy.

Lickety Split is also the title of a lesbian porn movie.

by OneBadAsp October 26, 2006

The reason why lesbians travel faster than gays

The 2 lesbians drove to San Francisco lickety split while the 2 gay guys were busy packing their shit.

by Jimothy Bob April 28, 2013

I gave her lickety-split

by Jake February 4, 2004