whilst having sex with a guy/girl, just as your about to climax, smack your partner in the face with a book. this will give a sudden rush of sexual stimulation to both partners.
by Joe p mar October 22, 2007
Bill: "yo you see that girl a row back wearing the glasses"
John: "I know she's a total librarian"
Bill: "dude"
John: "I know she's a total librarian"
Bill: "dude"
by John Hendrix January 18, 2017
A chick who seems really sweet and nice and shy when out. But, once you get her alone turns into a raging sexaul freak.
Generally; their sado-masocistic, man beating, she-devils form hell. i.e. They freeakin rock!
Generally; their sado-masocistic, man beating, she-devils form hell. i.e. They freeakin rock!
by Betz March 6, 2005
of, or relating to being, or becoming a Librarian
this includes academic majors and personnel interested in library studies.
this includes academic majors and personnel interested in library studies.
by Ques December 4, 2008
A sexual act in which the "Librarian" puts their hands in a prayer position before inserting them into an orifice and opening their hands out, forming a book shape.
Guy 1: I took this girl home last night, and it all got weird when she asked me to do the Librarian.
Guy 2: Yeah, I heard she's a real bookworm.
Guy 2: Yeah, I heard she's a real bookworm.
by BioStud October 16, 2014
A research and information geek.
Librarians desire to make the whole world of information available to people at the time they need it. Frustrated by the lack of interest in anything more complex than Britney Spears' bust size, some librarians withdraw into an autistic fantasy where everything is perfectly organized. Others catch unsuspecting researchers and brain-dump the contents of the British Library on them. Generally possessed of insane amounts of patience, as Garrison Kiellor pointed out.
Librarians desire to make the whole world of information available to people at the time they need it. Frustrated by the lack of interest in anything more complex than Britney Spears' bust size, some librarians withdraw into an autistic fantasy where everything is perfectly organized. Others catch unsuspecting researchers and brain-dump the contents of the British Library on them. Generally possessed of insane amounts of patience, as Garrison Kiellor pointed out.
"If television is a babysitter, the internet is a drunk librarian who won't shut up." -- comic caption
by Jenne Bunny November 8, 2007
Code word for Lesbians when you want to talk about them but do not want them to know you are talking about them.
Wow, there are a lot of librarians in this bar.
I heard your sister is hanging with the librarians now.
I heard your sister is hanging with the librarians now.
by coltrane3456 October 8, 2009