Two librarians that constantly monitor your computer activity. Making sure the person on the computer has no fun at all. (vultures)
by Anonymous May 1, 2003
An individual, usually an upper level librarian or over-stressed college student who consistently targets their "hushes" in an abrupt, obnoxious manner because it makes them feel good.
I was in the library talking on the phone for three seconds and was hushed violently four times. This over-stressed college student I know must have Vigilante Librarian Syndrome.
by mpmcgrat October 3, 2011
The English paper I'm writing is very interesting to me. People at the library were loud, so I sent out a Librarian Rescue Squad.
by silverseal September 17, 2011
When someone is quietly reading and enjoying a peaceful day. Unbeknownst to them you silently stroke your red rocket behind them until you shoot your hot yogurt in their hair without getting caught.
The wife was pissed cause I wouldn't leave her alone while she read. So I acted like I left to give her some space. Just as she was comfortable and focused I gave her the ol' Sticky Librarian!
by Fat C April 19, 2022
by Blue Younicorn December 4, 2017
Hey dude did you go out that cute librarian yet ?
Hell no, man she's a vegetarian librarian. She's likes women.
Hell no, man she's a vegetarian librarian. She's likes women.
by DUFF GIRL June 19, 2014
When someone is quietly reading and enjoying a peaceful day. Unbeknownst to them you silently, yet vigorously, rub your meat curtains behind them until you gush your pussy spit on their head without getting caught.
George is so hot when head reads. Normally he is a Neanderthal but I get so moist watching his mind expand so I gave him the silent librarian shower.
by Fat C April 19, 2022