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an overly anal retentive bitch that glares over your shoulder while you typing on the computer making sure the little 10 year old next to you doesn't see the porn youre watching
by Usomar December 08, 2006
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see ugly old people that know a lot about books.
Can be used as an insult.
Librarians say "get out of my library you unlearning people"
by Merk November 21, 2003
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A girl who looks who looks hot AF in glasses
Bill: "yo you see that girl a row back wearing the glasses"

John: "I know she's a total librarian"

Bill: "dude"
by John Hendrix January 18, 2017
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