Lesbotized

A state of excitement, awe or disbelief that transforms a person when they have been totally captivated by a sexual or romantic act between two women. Similar to being hypnotized.

When I noticed these two gorgeous women kissing in front of the restaurant I damn near drove my car off the road; I was totally lesbotized.

I know it's not polite to gawk at two beautiful women making out in public but I couldn't help myself. I was completely lesbotized.

Lesbotized by LarryBobby May 26, 2014

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lesbotize

A distraction created by a sexual act involving two women that excites, or repulses in such a way as to make the viewer stare blankly at those actions. To gaze, unblinking at two women being sexual. A hypnosis like state that occurs when one looks on dazed and confused at two females romantically engaged.

I damn near drove off the road when I saw these
two hot girls holding hands and kissing on the sidewalk like, I was totally lebotized.

These two girls at the bar were seriously making out and I was so lesbotized I couldn't take my freak'n eyes off them.

lesbotize by LarryBobby May 23, 2014

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

Word of the Day on June 21, 2026

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

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ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.

"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"

ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004

Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

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Male Pattern Blindness

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.

Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"

Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008

Word of the Day on June 18, 2026

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