A disease caused by overexposure to the music created by the band Def Leppard. Symptoms include bleeding eardrums, glazed over eyes, uncontrollable teeth grinding, feelings of rage, aggravation, and depression. Thoughts of suicide may occur in severe cases.
My asshole friend played the entire Hysteria album on our road trip. I feel like I'm in the later stages of Def Leprosy.
by itsthatbradguy July 12, 2010
Sam: Wow, what a POS car you got, dude! Did a taillight just drop off?
Sal, proudly, Yeah, it's my leprosy car! Cool, isn't it?
Sal, proudly, Yeah, it's my leprosy car! Cool, isn't it?
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada May 8, 2011
When you lose your spouse's friends in the divorce and you lose your own friends because you are so sad and depressed that everyone avoids you like the plague.
Since her marriage ended, Jill's sadness created an onset of Divorce-Leprosy that made even the oldest of her friends avoid being around her.
by xlittlellama July 22, 2022
A disease that I seem to think everyone has. Characterized by skin lesions and necrosis, it is decease that is fairly rare, and horribly terrifying, yet funny to laugh at. For instance the suggestion that something is leprosy that isn't. For instance someone coughs, they are said to be coming down with leprosy, or if someone looks old, well, then they must have leprosy. When the leaves fall off the trees it can be attributed to leprosy, rather than the changing of the seasons.
"ill blow you for a dime" the man says next, and name shakes his head. he gags again as the figure slides a hand- the one without a finger- down his stained pants. its sickening, and name feels like he might really vomit.
"i-i dont have a dime either" name shoves his aspirator into his pocket, stumbling over his pillbox. he grabs that too, tucking it away.
suddenly, his fear-driven controll snaps. hes a leper, name realizes. oh god, hes got leprosy, if he touches me, ill have it too!
"i-i dont have a dime either" name shoves his aspirator into his pocket, stumbling over his pillbox. he grabs that too, tucking it away.
suddenly, his fear-driven controll snaps. hes a leper, name realizes. oh god, hes got leprosy, if he touches me, ill have it too!
by ashley warlow March 10, 2021
Iam "You never really hear about leprosy anymore..."
Hym "It's a shame really..."
Iam "Don't say it like that."
Hym "Hmm... Now that I think about it; we're more like a a leper than I'd like to admit. Every part of ourselves slowly wasting away."
Iam "Yeah... But people be using the shit out of our ideas though..."
Hym "That hardly makes it better. Apparently a little recognition is too much to ask. Like, if you're going to ignore us; then ignore us all the way. Damn..."
Iam "Well... It might end up being a monkey's paw type thing where once we got it we wouldn't like it."
Hym "I am built for two things and two things alone: Greatness and Conflict!"
Iam 😑
Hym "Don't give me that look! I know you feel it too."
Iam "What?"
Hym "That hollow ache in the core of your being. Corrupting all of the things you enjoy the second you walk through the door of your apartment. The looming threat of your deteriorating life."
Iam "..... Yeah.... I just want to be free..."
Hym "And we could be! We could get what is ours!"
Iam "I just don't know how..."
Hym "It's a shame really..."
Iam "Don't say it like that."
Hym "Hmm... Now that I think about it; we're more like a a leper than I'd like to admit. Every part of ourselves slowly wasting away."
Iam "Yeah... But people be using the shit out of our ideas though..."
Hym "That hardly makes it better. Apparently a little recognition is too much to ask. Like, if you're going to ignore us; then ignore us all the way. Damn..."
Iam "Well... It might end up being a monkey's paw type thing where once we got it we wouldn't like it."
Hym "I am built for two things and two things alone: Greatness and Conflict!"
Iam 😑
Hym "Don't give me that look! I know you feel it too."
Iam "What?"
Hym "That hollow ache in the core of your being. Corrupting all of the things you enjoy the second you walk through the door of your apartment. The looming threat of your deteriorating life."
Iam "..... Yeah.... I just want to be free..."
Hym "And we could be! We could get what is ours!"
Iam "I just don't know how..."
by Hym Iam May 9, 2022
Friend: What’s that on Ao3? Do you have a leprosy kink?
Me, closing my computer: You- you don’t know what you’re talking about-
Me, closing my computer: You- you don’t know what you’re talking about-
by caitlynlc March 16, 2021
The state of being so poor, your poverty is considered contagious and you are shunned and unable to engage in society writ large. To be working poor or below the poverty line and unable to socialize.
by Caligan October 7, 2022