Self-Absorbed Sodomizer

Someone who tapes a mirror to the back of their partner's head during anal sex.

That jerk couldn't find any other way to get going so he strapped a mirror to my head, he's such a self-absorbed sodomizer!

by itsthatbradguy July 11, 2010

masturbicep

A buildup of muscle mass in the bicep region due to excessive masturbation. Most commonly found in porn addicts and the socially inept.

Man goddamnit listen my wife put parental controls on my computer, making flexing of my masturbicep harder.

by itsthatbradguy July 09, 2010

4000-Vertical

A term in mountain climbing that refers to elevation. Also a sexual term that refers to the act of climbing on top of a fat chick.

That chick I went home with last night ended up being so big I was exhausted after the 4000-vertical just to get in position!

by itsthatbradguy July 11, 2010

Contractionitis

The inability to use contractions, often making the person sound long winded due to the over emphasizing of mundane points.

Brad can not, will not, and does not use contractions due to a severe case of contractionitis.

by itsthatbradguy July 13, 2010

business good

adj. Financially beneficial. Economically prudent.

Investing in the stock market was a business good decision.

by itsthatbradguy February 22, 2008

Zaneing Off

Offending a woman with offensive, obnoxious, irritating, and generally tasteless comments, causing her to try to leave the area as quickly as possible.

He would be getting some if he could just keep his mouth shut and avoid zaneing off every girl that comes around with his horrible jokes.

by itsthatbradguy July 07, 2010

Ice Wine

The most disgusting of beverages. Made taking a bottle (preferably plastic) of low end wine and pouring it into a pint glass filled with ice. Over dosages may cause the development of an eyebrow fetish.

After 5 or 6 glasses of ice wine, I can't help but have impure thoughts about that girl's eyebrows! I blame the plastic residue in the wine.

by itsthatbradguy July 13, 2010