itsthatbradguy's definitions

Contractionitis

The inability to use contractions, often making the person sound long winded due to the over emphasizing of mundane points.

Brad can not, will not, and does not use contractions due to a severe case of contractionitis.

by itsthatbradguy July 13, 2010

Def Leprosy

A disease caused by overexposure to the music created by the band Def Leppard. Symptoms include bleeding eardrums, glazed over eyes, uncontrollable teeth grinding, feelings of rage, aggravation, and depression. Thoughts of suicide may occur in severe cases.

My asshole friend played the entire Hysteria album on our road trip. I feel like I'm in the later stages of Def Leprosy.

by itsthatbradguy July 13, 2010

business good

adj. Financially beneficial. Economically prudent.

Investing in the stock market was a business good decision.

by itsthatbradguy February 22, 2008

Zaneing Off

Offending a woman with offensive, obnoxious, irritating, and generally tasteless comments, causing her to try to leave the area as quickly as possible.

He would be getting some if he could just keep his mouth shut and avoid zaneing off every girl that comes around with his horrible jokes.

by itsthatbradguy July 7, 2010

Glass Pattern Baldness

Premature balding found in test tube babies.

I went to the doctor and discovered that not only was I a test tube baby, but that this would cause me to develop glass pattern baldness by the time I am 23.

by itsthatbradguy July 13, 2010

Self-Absorbed Sodomizer

Someone who tapes a mirror to the back of their partner's head during anal sex.

That jerk couldn't find any other way to get going so he strapped a mirror to my head, he's such a self-absorbed sodomizer!

by itsthatbradguy July 11, 2010

Depth Charging

Similar to motorboating, except performed on a girl's ass.

Those midgets in the bar were depth charging those girl's asses all night!

by itsthatbradguy July 11, 2010