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Definitions by itsthatbradguy

Def Leprosy 

A disease caused by overexposure to the music created by the band Def Leppard. Symptoms include bleeding eardrums, glazed over eyes, uncontrollable teeth grinding, feelings of rage, aggravation, and depression. Thoughts of suicide may occur in severe cases.
My asshole friend played the entire Hysteria album on our road trip. I feel like I'm in the later stages of Def Leprosy.
Def Leprosy by itsthatbradguy July 13, 2010

Ice Wine 

The most disgusting of beverages. Made taking a bottle (preferably plastic) of low end wine and pouring it into a pint glass filled with ice. Over dosages may cause the development of an eyebrow fetish.
After 5 or 6 glasses of ice wine, I can't help but have impure thoughts about that girl's eyebrows! I blame the plastic residue in the wine.
Ice Wine by itsthatbradguy July 13, 2010

Contractionitis 

The inability to use contractions, often making the person sound long winded due to the over emphasizing of mundane points.
Brad can not, will not, and does not use contractions due to a severe case of contractionitis.

Glass Pattern Baldness 

Premature balding found in test tube babies.
I went to the doctor and discovered that not only was I a test tube baby, but that this would cause me to develop glass pattern baldness by the time I am 23.

4000-Vertical 

A term in mountain climbing that refers to elevation. Also a sexual term that refers to the act of climbing on top of a fat chick.
That chick I went home with last night ended up being so big I was exhausted after the 4000-vertical just to get in position!

Self-Absorbed Sodomizer 

Someone who tapes a mirror to the back of their partner's head during anal sex.
That jerk couldn't find any other way to get going so he strapped a mirror to my head, he's such a self-absorbed sodomizer!

Depth Charging 

Similar to motorboating, except performed on a girl's ass.
Those midgets in the bar were depth charging those girl's asses all night!