Lentil 

a fuckin bean

"ay bud pass the lentils" "sure"

Lentil by gatoradepiss420 December 19, 2016

Lentil 

Someone who is trying way too hard to fit into the scene or emo crowd.

Dresses in ways that they think are stereotypically emo or scene.

Girl 1: OMG did you see that girl with the bbycks tee shirt and hello kitty hairclips?
Girl 2: I know, urgh, what a lentil

Lentil by NeverShoutDaniel! July 20, 2009

lentil 

a person who attempts and fails miserably and embarassasingly at being:

emo
scene
goth
punk
skinhead
headbanger
any other sort of subculture

they usually assume they are very cool by doing this and often proclaim they dont care about these names

FUCK OFF

dude did you see that guy werain eyeliner

yeah what a lentil

lentil by sad(istic) panda October 29, 2009

lentil 

A state of mind in which you say things with out meaning to.

I was such a lentil last night! I told her that I loved her even though I'm gay!

lentil by Spooka May 22, 2003

Lentil 

1 - a term used to define a complete and utter moron
2 - Can be used in place of 'Mother'

Sean is a pretty little lentil.

Hassan's tapped Arif's lentil.

Lentil by Shaz May 26, 2006

Lentil 

A mix between leng and sick

Rah bro that’s lentil stilllll

Lentil by Lovelylentils123 November 8, 2020

Lentil Soup for the Soul 

Chicken Soup for the Soul, for vegetarians

NY Times Bestseller: Lentil Soup for the Soul

Lentil Soup for the Soul by Ae5Ea8 May 25, 2017