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Lemmiwinks 

A gerbil who goes on an amazing adventure and eventually becomes the gerbil king.

Often accompanied by:
1. The Frog King
2. The Sparrow Prince
3. The Catatafish

Notes:
- Must escape the ass of the man so gay
- Is excellent at solving riddles
- Often dons the magic torch helmet
- When confronted with maze of the small intestines, he chooses wisely to reach the stomach rather than certain doom
The Frog King:
Your adventures are just begining for you are no ordinary gerbil Lemmiwinks...... You are the gerbil king!

All:
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Lemmiwinks by SpookyTree April 14, 2004
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Lemmiwinks 

(noun) Name of the gerbil on South Park that was stuck in Mr. Slave's ass and proceeded on a great adventure to find freedom through the esophogus. Later named the gerbil king.
Lemmiwinks by Jason December 6, 2003
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Lemmiwinks 

A completely and utterly useless person who often needs guidance with simple tasks.
Aaron didn't manage to get it in with that chubby girl.
He's such a lemmiwinks
Lemmiwinks by 4chanX122 July 25, 2012

Lemmiwinks 

Lemmiwink's journey is distant , far and fast!
To find his way out of a gay man's ass
'Hang in there Lemmiwinks!'
Lemmiwinks by ChanelCoco April 9, 2015

lemmiwinks 

lemmiwinks by Jester December 24, 2002

Lemmiwinking 

The act if inserting a live Gerbil into one's own anal cavity; often via a plastic tube or pringles can.
-Often performed for anal pleasure.

-Lemmiwinking is considered animal cruelty in many states.
"Dude Josh is walking kind of funny, you think he's been lemmiwinking?"

Sam - "Hey Ty, its friday night what should we do?"
Tyler - "Brah... lets lemmiwink!"
Lemmiwinking by Pimpin pestl November 23, 2009

lemmewinks 

Gerbil King - someone who puts gerbils in their ass and like the way they wriggle
Lemmewinksthe danger's still ahead, hurry onward lemmewinks or you will soon be dead
lemmewinks by Jester December 24, 2002
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