11 definitions by SpookyTree

Big League Chew

Man-sized wads of great tasting shredded bubblegum stuffed into a giant stay-fresh pouch.

When you make the perfect slide, you're in the big league; when you keep the team alive, you're in the big league; when you block a shot or two, you're in the big league; you're in the big league, when you're in the big league chew

by SpookyTree April 15, 2004

Lemmiwinks

A gerbil who goes on an amazing adventure and eventually becomes the gerbil king.

Often accompanied by:
1. The Frog King
2. The Sparrow Prince
3. The Catatafish

Notes:
- Must escape the ass of the man so gay
- Is excellent at solving riddles
- Often dons the magic torch helmet
- When confronted with maze of the small intestines, he chooses wisely to reach the stomach rather than certain doom

The Frog King:
Your adventures are just begining for you are no ordinary gerbil Lemmiwinks...... You are the gerbil king!

All:
le-lemmiwinks le-le-lemmiwins le-lemmiwinks
lemmiwinks lemmiwinks lemmiwinks (x2)

by SpookyTree April 14, 2004

Dio

Perhaps the greatest metal god of all time.

See: Holy Diver, Last in Line, Rainbow in the Dark

Man: Who is Dio?
Another Man: You don't know who Dio is? Dio is a sword-swinging, swash-buckling, hand-guesturing, god of rock!
Man: No shit?

by SpookyTree April 14, 2004

Holy Diver

1) Down too long in the midnight sea
2) The star of the masquerade
3) Sole survivor

Gotta get away, get away
Holy Diver

by SpookyTree April 14, 2004

Busridah

When a Jamaican man inexplicably appears at your bathroom window in order to deter you from experimenting with aerosol inhalants.

Pontinedya tine wit da busridah.
Pontinedya tine wit da busridah.
Pontinedya tine wit da busridah.
Pontinedya tine wit da busridah. OH!

by SpookyTree April 23, 2004

Blanco Nino

1) One whose nose bleeds when confronted with any sort of physical contact with the ground.
2) One who is sacked.

Nice catch Blanco Nino, but too bad your ass got saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaacked.

by SpookyTree April 23, 2004

Porkchop Sandwiches

Food based product. Most often consumed orally.

Pork chop sandwiches! OH SHIT, GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE! WHAT ARE YOU DOING? GO, GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE YOU STUPID IDIOT! FUCK, WE'RE ALL DEAD, GET THE FUCK OUT!

My God, did that smell good.

by SpookyTree April 15, 2004