Lee Johns 

A country boy. Often found fingering several of his orifices at the same time while plowing corn fields on his fathers tractor. He's a big fan of cocks, especially the power surprises. Anything that can mount him is welcome in his buttox bout a quarter past midnight.

Dude dad's so mad, I think hes gonna make me do a lee johns. Fuck.

Lee Johns by Marky Marky Marky Mark April 27, 2011

Lee-John (Name) 

When a mother doesnt know the father of her son....so she names him Lee-John...

Lee-John (Name): Its quoted in Ice Cube's movie First Sunday...(Tracy Morgan)

Lee-John (Name) by DaMixTapeBandit November 3, 2009

Lee Johnson

Any male who is short, usually under 3 foot tall. A hobit.

'Omg hes so short! hes a Lee Johnson'

Lee Johnson by Professor Poofenstein February 28, 2009

Lee Johnson

A little person, usually under 3 foot. They contradict themselves a lot, and make up empty threats.

(Football Context)
"We'll see where you end up, come end of the season" (Implying his football team will finish above yours)
"Oh stop being a Lee Johnson"

Lee Johnson by LittleLee69 March 20, 2018

John-Lee 

Similar to a candy bar, this person has milk chocolate skin with caramel eyes. This man is always the shiniest star no matter what room he walks in. His goofy spirit and vibrant smile always brings joy to those who surround him. John-Lee is naturally talented when it comes to just about anything, but his specialties are in music, sports, and dancing. This is definitely a man that you want to stay in contact with, whether it’s friends or more, he will change your life.

Dang John-Lee, you lookin like somebody fiancé.

John-Lee by Anonymous User Unknown May 27, 2019

john lee 

Son of Bruce Lee, Kicks butt and is really cool, however, if you call someone a j. lee It means they do not look because he always has his eyes closed. -.-

your a john lee, the remote is on the sofa

john lee by prassanananana December 10, 2013

John Lee Hooker

A cocktail consisting of an addmixture of Scotch, Bourbon, and Beer.

Holy shit, I can't believe I just drank a John Lee Hooker.

John Lee Hooker by Sensei Toothpick April 30, 2009