When the bottom of a persons ass cheeks are not covered by their bikini because the ass crack gobbles them up or because of the ass is full and can't be contained.
A atrocious fart that comes out your buttox between your right and left booty cheeks. To prevent sound you lean forward and shove your buttox backward, then sit as fast as you can, flat, to prevent a really ear-rippling sound that your comrades will hear.
Johnny hit a middle cheek leak in the middle of class and his ass cheeks wobbled back and forth.
The whole class turned to Johnny cause he forgot to sit down fast, and everyone heard and smelt his atrocious fart.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'