To betray (esp. publically) the way that Brutus did Caesar, Judas did Jesus, and LeBron James did Cleveland, Akron, and Cavs fans everywhere. It’s bad enough to defect secretly or quietly (i.e., Benedict Arnold), but it’s another thing to do it on ESPN -- digging the dagger as deep as possible. “Et tu, Brute?” That’s like not having the guts to break up face-to-face with your girlfriend of seven years, so you let her and the entire world know by simply changing your Facebook status to “single.” Really? Maybe it’s time to get the cursive “Loyalty” tattoo removed from the left side of your rib cage.
Son: Welcome to my parents golden anniversary everyone! While I have a moment on the mic, let me just say that you were terrible parents, Mom and Dad.
Dad: Are you LeBron-ing us? But we loved you unconditionally. We did anything we could to make you happy. We’re even letting you live in our basement. Does this mean you’re moving out?
Son: Yes. I’m taking my talents to South Beach.