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1.
The act of playing laser tag with a group of friends after dropping acid.
Only losers get slizzered, all the cool kids these days go get lazered
by Bnerdlatin January 14, 2011
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2.
Basically meaning EXTREMELY fucked up, from being drunk or high, or in some cases, both. Contrary to popular belief, it is NOT a mixture of hammered and blazed. It's just simply lazered.
Dude, I wanna get lazered tonight!

Jones smoked 10 bowls and drank some 8-LAKs and got so fucking lazered!
by Kabran November 16, 2007
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