Ahh yes, fair lawn. Since all of these definitions are from forever ago, let’s refresh shall we. Those good ol’ fair lawn cutters still have not had much luck uhh winning a football game. But anyways. Most of our strangely large town with a small town mentality is made up of jewish people mostly from Israelis and russians. But there is some diversity trust me, especially including those who you’d never guess were born & raised in a lil white town. Although it is safe and pretty. You will not think the same during lovely times like skav and goosey night. And of course we have to remember the promenade, where everyone in their freshman year or younger spend their weekends gettin ~wild~ while simultaneously pissing off the workers.
hi, welcome to fair lawn. home of the cutters and 50 minute long graduation speeches.
would you believe me if i told you that the actual lawns of FAIR LAWN are actually quite shitty?
would you believe me if i told you that the actual lawns of FAIR LAWN are actually quite shitty?
by welcome to our white town July 11, 2019
(Noun,Plural) Defecation left by any mammalian creature, typically a canine, on a neighborhood lawn. Said droppings then become a gratifying snack to any unsupervised animal on the prowl for a freebie.
Johnny Shatt, unprepared as usual, allowed his Labrador to take a mean shit on the apartment lawn. Five minutes later, the neighborhood stray Chihuahua made a meal of said lawn biscuits. Yummy.
by ShawShankPrison February 18, 2023
by rottendickhertz August 28, 2009
A genre consisting of R&B, Blues, and Light Rock. Bands in this genre tend to consist of people in their 30's or 40's, usually with 5-8 members. They often play free concerts that are put on by a city council, and take place on a large lawn (hence the name, "lawn" rock). Families with small children often attend these concerts, bringing along coolers full of wine, cheese and crackers. The parents will often get their kids on the stage to "dance", or their will be a dancing area directly in front of the stage. Occasionally, a Lawn Rock band will put out an album, which is often bought by people in their 30's or 40's.
by karmaguitarma July 14, 2010
Guy1: I wish my lawn was emo so it would cut itself.
Guy2: An emo lawn would def give us more time to spend on REAL grass.
Guy2: An emo lawn would def give us more time to spend on REAL grass.
by Robbie_27 April 28, 2006
(n) Dog turd deposited in the grass.
by Heptune May 11, 2005
It doesn't take much for him to burst into tears. I liken him to "a lawn sprinkler"...if you know what I mean. Very sensitive.
by talk2me-JCH2 March 13, 2021