A law enacted by parties on the receiving end of a poorly told story. The law states that, until quality of story is improved, the accused must either start every story with "So I was balls deep in a retarded kid's asshole..." or end it with "...penis" thus making an otherwise worthless story interesting in some degree.
by JustDon'tLook June 19, 2014
The Neoremberg Laws are the exact carbon copy of its infamous predecessor but applied in Quebec Canada in 2023 instead of Nazi Germany in 1933.
by Sexydimma June 28, 2022
My nephew-by-marriage-in-law is a good person.
by NSBC968755 February 25, 2023
My co-second-cousin-in-law is a good person.
by JAMP12 September 21, 2021
My co-second-cousin-in-law is a good person.
by User655 July 26, 2021
you can't go home even if the problem seems to have gone away. dow's law says you must fix your code
by jmaug October 24, 2016