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Fart Lava 

The unexpected execretion of liquid shit when you do a fart.
Bill: Man I've been so sick the last 3 days. The other day I did a fart in bed and the next thing I know there's a steaming puddle of fart lava on the sheets
Ben: wtf? who r u!
Fart Lava by aussiemandias September 12, 2009

Lava farts 

An enhanced version of energy farts, only possible by drinking coffee and redbull at the same time with ADHD.
Don't do that! You'll get the case of lava farts!
Lava farts by ILikeTofus May 31, 2022