Lausanne Fondue

n. Sexual act in which the dominant male projects copious quantities of cheesy, mucilaginous ejaculate for ingestion by the submissive female. Bread optional.

N.B. For the tradition of naming sexual acts after a place, c.f. Cleveland Steamer, Boston Pancake.

Last night, I had sex. It was nice! She was from Gambia! I gave her Lausanne Fondue - she liked!

Lausanne Fondue by Lausanne_Fondue August 7, 2011

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lasanna

Lasanna is small

Lasanna is smaller than most people especially without her shoes on

lasanna by Nameless.L May 1, 2022

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Lausanne Collegiate

A very interesting school with the world's most best kids ever. But don't get tempted, it's not that easy to be at this school.

person 1: "Where is Lausanne Collegiate?"
person 2: "Down on Massey road!"

Lausanne Collegiate by masseyhouseontop__ April 15, 2024

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Ecole hôtelière de Lausanne

A school full of entitled rich kids, who failed to get in anywhere else (except Glion). Fetishes include pouring Dom P on their Hublot and Rolex watches and strutting around in Loro Piana. They're always splashing Daddy's money on Dior or Chanel for the girls and VIP tables at Java for the guys.

Have you heard of Ecole hôtelière de Lausanne students?
Yeh you don't get much more spoilt than them

Ecole hôtelière de Lausanne by LOL11223344 October 17, 2021

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

Word of the Day on August 10, 2026

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Oinking

Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.

"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"

Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013

Word of the Day on August 9, 2026

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Hopeslop

A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.

"0/10 hopeslop"

Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026

Word of the Day on August 8, 2026

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