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Lausanne Fondue 

n. Sexual act in which the dominant male projects copious quantities of cheesy, mucilaginous ejaculate for ingestion by the submissive female. Bread optional.

N.B. For the tradition of naming sexual acts after a place, c.f. Cleveland Steamer, Boston Pancake.
Last night, I had sex. It was nice! She was from Gambia! I gave her Lausanne Fondue - she liked!
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Lausanne Collegiate 

A very interesting school with the world's most best kids ever. But don't get tempted, it's not that easy to be at this school.
person 1: "Where is Lausanne Collegiate?"
person 2: "Down on Massey road!"

Ecole hôtelière de Lausanne 

A school full of entitled rich kids, who failed to get in anywhere else (except Glion). Fetishes include pouring Dom P on their Hublot and Rolex watches and strutting around in Loro Piana. They're always splashing Daddy's money on Dior or Chanel for the girls and VIP tables at Java for the guys.
Have you heard of Ecole hôtelière de Lausanne students?
Yeh you don't get much more spoilt than them