firstname lastname

What your name turns in to when the news station forgets your name. Family members include lastname firstname, firstname bunchofnumbers, null null, John Doe, and name here name here.

Hi! I'm firstname lastname, according to the news.

firstname lastname by Humanish September 28, 2020

Patch Lastname 

this mf has the biggect BootyCheeks ive ever seen on a man
i mean the ckae is perfectly like an oval and this mf has some on the best arch ive seen around bro like hot damn

Milo Stickler: Patch Lastname get them big BootyCheeks out of here right now

Patch Lastname by leverticus tomerticus April 29, 2022

Betta Lastname 

A awesome UTAUloid you should all talk about.
Betta is made by fishstick-p.

I fucking love Betta Lastname.

Betta Lastname by Saltitheidiot December 6, 2024

God of Lastname 

Everybody has a lastname and that lastname can be shared among millions across the world. However among the many there can only be one to stand above them all. That person is true god to rule over their specified lastname. Some lastnames that have been identified as gods are : Dr. Davidson, Mr Vita, Mr Ashley and Mrs Cober.

He was revered as a god of lastname due to his incredible power

With the power of spoons Mrs Spooner became the god of all

God of Lastname by Cuthio May 13, 2020

CREATE TABLE Persons ( PersonID int, LastName varchar(255), FirstName varchar(255), Address varchar(255), City varchar(255) ); 

SQL code to create a table in a database, some idiot websites can be hacked using this multiple times, like a DDOS attack.

P1: im bored im gonna type "CREATE TABLE Persons ( PersonID int, LastName varchar(255), FirstName varchar(255), Address varchar(255), City varchar(255) );" into a badly coded website

P2: no please no

CREATE TABLE Persons ( PersonID int, LastName varchar(255), FirstName varchar(255), Address varchar(255), City varchar(255) ); by somebodyortheother November 8, 2023

Obama's last name 

Possibly the biggest mystery humanity will never find the answer to.

Guy: Hey bro, what's Obama's last name?
Guy 2: It's...... oh shit.

Obama's last name by obamabruhladen September 14, 2019

Obama's Last Name 

Care

Person 1: Hey what's Obama's last name?
Person 2: It's "Care"

Obama's Last Name by Tsar Dudebro II September 21, 2019