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1.
when the assholes at the bar stop selling beer.
by dirtiest_sanchez December 08, 2002
 
2.
(N.) Anti-Weed. It's usually when it's time for Bartenders to close things up, but it's more recently a crap show hosted by America Youth's Massive Tool, Carson Daly. Is this really something to keep you awake at 1:35 am? It'll put to sleep faster than a Saturday Night Live Movie.
Last Call with Carson Daly tonight had Carmen Electra, Kermit the Frog, 50 Cent, and Godzilla on. And after a double weed dose, I STILL fell asleep!
by G-Union January 12, 2004
 
3.
A crappy show hosted by Carson Daly that my friends and I have renamed "Tool Time". The show sucks!
Me: "What the fuck are you watching."
Unknowing friend: "Last Call with Carson Daly"
Me: "You mean Tool time?"
by DEEZ February 25, 2004
 
4.
A person so homely they are only hit-on after last call.
"Jason is so desperate, he's trying to pick-up that last call at the end of the bar!"
by Tho3m November 15, 2007
 
5.
worst late night talk show ever, even worse than Chevy Chase's old show
by Alex January 26, 2003
 
6.
Hitting the girl you are with in the back of the head with the butt end of one of the Buck Hunter guns at a bar, knocking her out.
"When was the last time you had sex?"

"Does me last calling that chick last night count..."

"No."

"Then I don't know, haha."
by CMuscle July 09, 2009