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when the assholes at the bar stop selling beer.
by dirtiest_sanchez December 08, 2002
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A crappy show hosted by Carson Daly that my friends and I have renamed "Tool Time". The show sucks!
Me: "What the fuck are you watching."
Unknowing friend: "Last Call with Carson Daly"
Me: "You mean Tool time?"
by DEEZ February 25, 2004
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(N.) Anti-Weed. It's usually when it's time for Bartenders to close things up, but it's more recently a crap show hosted by America Youth's Massive Tool, Carson Daly. Is this really something to keep you awake at 1:35 am? It'll put to sleep faster than a Saturday Night Live Movie.
Last Call with Carson Daly tonight had Carmen Electra, Kermit the Frog, 50 Cent, and Godzilla on. And after a double weed dose, I STILL fell asleep!
by G-Union January 12, 2004
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worst late night talk show ever, even worse than Chevy Chase's old show
by Alex January 26, 2003
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A person so homely they are only hit-on after last call.
"Jason is so desperate, he's trying to pick-up that last call at the end of the bar!"
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Hitting the girl you are with in the back of the head with the butt end of one of the Buck Hunter guns at a bar, knocking her out.
"When was the last time you had sex?"

"Does me last calling that chick last night count..."

"No."

"Then I don't know, haha."
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Shit it's last call time to find the bitches that look like a 10 at 2 then you wakeup at 10 with a 2
by The first mongo December 30, 2016
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