8 definitions by The first mongo

future xwife

When you go out with your buddy's drinking scamming on the women looking for your xwife to be that you haven't even met yet

You walk into a drinkng establisment announce out loud ANYBODY SEEN MY FUTURE XWIFE!

by The first mongo December 30, 2016

Happens when your toy of you choice runs out of power when you need it the most

The only excuse I have for wrecking it was "I just ran out of peddle"

by The first mongo December 30, 2016

Shit it's last call time to find the bitches that look like a 10 at 2 then you wakeup at 10 with a 2

by The first mongo December 30, 2016

You send out one of your buddy's to check out the pussy situation at a new drinking establishment

You two head over to the (add name here) and give it a pre-run on the pussy situation

by The first mongo December 30, 2016

The daughters boyfriend as in she pulls him around like a pulltoy

The daughter has found a new pull toy

by The first mongo December 29, 2016

The daughter pulls him around by his dick like a pulltoy

Here she comes dragging him around like a pull toy

by The first mongo December 29, 2016

When you wreck something BAD it's wadded up

Don't drive it crazy and wad it up

by The first mongo December 30, 2016