When the bartender stops selling booze and you need more make a last call cocktail. Mix unfinished, unattended drinks together in a pint glass and drink up!
Biff - "Last call? Dammit, I should have gotten here sooner."
Joey - "Its alright man, make a last call cocktail."
Joey - "Its alright man, make a last call cocktail."
by MistahTom November 6, 2005
When the least intoxicated person at the party makes a McDonald's run for all the drunk retards with the beer munchies. He collects his cash (often times being sober enough to rip others off) and proceeds to buy approximately 15 Dubs dripping in grease and Mac Sauce. This leads to late night satisfaction, but also leads to a disheartening array of beer shits the next morning.
Trey: "I ain't drunk! (Proceeds to vomit on sofa) Last Call For McDoubles!"
Jalen: "Ey add that mac sauce ya hurr? You feel me?"
Trey: "I feel you bro..."
Jalen: "Ey add that mac sauce ya hurr? You feel me?"
Trey: "I feel you bro..."
by TheSouLOfGenIus January 16, 2014
A very horney ugly girl waiting for sex in the bar after last call, typically the last resort for any man, but with the beer goggles and all, the mistake is not seen till morning.
When I woke in the morning and next to the last call girl, I nearly chewed my own arm off to get away.
by nick February 15, 2004
(n): 1. Someone who can't get over their ex and calls them up, drunk or otherwise.
2. Bowling For Soup song.
2. Bowling For Soup song.
Lyric: If I get drunk and call you up. Don't get pissed and don't hang up. I know its late but its never too late to be a last call casualty.
by emokruger January 15, 2009
A drunk who is shy until last call, at which point he'll try to hook up with anything that has a pulse and/or booze at home.
Bruce Lee: Damn, that quiet motherfucker is suddenly talking to all the transients, that is disgusting.
Jose Contreras: He's just a last call Lothario, typical bullshit.
Jose Contreras: He's just a last call Lothario, typical bullshit.
by benny b from the bronx August 17, 2007
When you're at the bar, and it's almost closing time, when all the good looking chicks have already been picked up...all that's left is the "Last Call Pussy".
These are the worst of the dirty, shameless, been rode hard and put away wet, over 40 bar skanks, that hang around the local dive at closing time...hoping to be picked up by a clean cut but inebriated, beer goggles wearing, suburban white boy.
These are the worst of the dirty, shameless, been rode hard and put away wet, over 40 bar skanks, that hang around the local dive at closing time...hoping to be picked up by a clean cut but inebriated, beer goggles wearing, suburban white boy.
"Dude, even if we totally strike out at the club, we can always roll over to the local dive bar at 2:00 AM, and pick up some last call pussy"
by allthegoodnamesweretaken August 14, 2007
The less attractive version of a cougar, the "Last Call Lucy" is easier and sluttier than most cougars. Generally Last Call Lucys are washed up bar stars. The name originated in Edmonton, Alberta, Canada, where after last call was made, an ugly 40-something woman (named Lucy) was seen desperately hitting on the drunkest guy in the bar.
by Bots August 4, 2006