Girl: I loved Larsing that pie!
Dude: Well who doesn't like to Lars pie?
Girl: Who knows? I love to Lars!
Dude: Well who doesn't like to Lars pie?
Girl: Who knows? I love to Lars!
by Food eater Mamninator January 11, 2012
The bag in which dodgeballs are kept. Also a unit of weight measurement. 1 Lars is eqaul to 500 pounds.
Dude her comes our gym teacher with the lars, we must be playing dodgeball today.
How many Lars' can you bench press?
How many Lars' can you bench press?
by thepac13 June 3, 2010
A goblin like human, and a Grandmaster in the Art of Cuckery. They are rare in the known world because of this fact, simply because the chances of reproduction are very low. This is the reason for trying to mate with the most low end females to increase their chances of mating and boost their own confidence. There was a observation in which a 'Lars' has been seen trying to mate with a whale, although until now there haven't been other sightings of this. Alcohol seems to severely reduce their already limited cognitive abilities, relatively more than observed in an average human. Other traits which makes a 'Lars' easily recognizable are its (sexual) attraction to anthropomorphic animal kingdom (a community more commonly known as 'furries') and the intense fear of missing out ('FOMO').
by Joekook June 17, 2020
Word used when describing a person from the country Fyn (which no one has never heard about). Persons named Lars tend to be overweight and often get owned trying to lift weights, by girls. They are not very well hung and may often be characterize as a girl, because there are actually nothing there.
If you ever see a Lars, don't feed him and certainly not his favorite food snade. He will eat all of it, because he thinks it's a way to improve his not existing manhood.
If you ever see a Lars, don't feed him and certainly not his favorite food snade. He will eat all of it, because he thinks it's a way to improve his not existing manhood.
Former Nr. 16 from dkbn: "Dude look at that fat loser over their trying to lift those 2 kg weights"
Guy called Richie: "Man, he is getting owned by that tiny girl"
Former Nr. 16 from dkbn: "That's got to be a Lars"
Girl from bar: "Where is it? I can't find it."
Guy who just picked the girl up: "You can't find it? I am sure it was there this morning."
Girl: "What did you say your name was again?"
Guy: "hmm... Lars."
Guy called Richie: "Man, he is getting owned by that tiny girl"
Former Nr. 16 from dkbn: "That's got to be a Lars"
Girl from bar: "Where is it? I can't find it."
Guy who just picked the girl up: "You can't find it? I am sure it was there this morning."
Girl: "What did you say your name was again?"
Guy: "hmm... Lars."
by The mean machine March 10, 2009
by 875892 December 6, 2007