Lars

Contrary to popular belief, the name "Lars" refers, not to a type of secular potato, but to the (future) communist leader of New Zealand, currently a member of a northland based high school.
lars is your typical Norwegin teen name. The holder of such exemplifies strength, courage, and a remarkable resemblance to a bearded marshmellow.
Lars shocked the world with his childhood admission, aged seven, that; 'I like Turtles".

Related words: marshmellow, Martian, mars, commie, red-neck

Person1: "Sweet! Lars said I could have some of his popcorn!"

Person 2: "put that back! you don't know where it's been!"

by toothsayer December 6, 2010

Lars

someone who acts like a Hedlar or who partakes in activities such as; assholenes, fagotry, douchbagery, licking of your lips, and balding.

Bill: You are so annoying you're acting like a fucking Lars
Jon: wow you didn't have to go that far

by Zaltan Ibrahimovic December 15, 2013

Lars

A complete retard

Omg, that Lars is a retard

by GardnerGnome October 21, 2019

Lars

A large Scandinavian pill pusher. They are used as a drug mules to smuggle pills into other countries. These Lars are usually young impressionable youth.

Hey boss, lars got caught by homeland security.
Well go down to the high school and pick out another one. We need this shipment delivered.

by Firehole April 7, 2017

Lars

Basically a ugly name that is given to the most retarded scandinavian babies. Saying his name is now considered an offense in 3 countries.

"You know that guy lars"
Mom:"Go wash your mouth!"

by Hamena October 7, 2015

Lars

lars is on amstelveen college.
the most girls love him en he is a pretty guy and always saying cancer to people. he is a real guy from the netherlands

lars his hobby is rukken

by gemeente aalsmeer November 6, 2019

Lars

Your personal pocket-sized fluffy lesbian

Lars means that both people cum.

by brendondallonryan January 24, 2019