Larry Tate 

Larry Tate was Darrin's obnoxious boss on Bewitched always telling someone to get him a drink. The way to fix a guy like this is to rub your dick around on the inside of his glass before fixing his drink. Or if your in a restaurant when he leaves to go to the bathroom poor his drink into an empty glass put his glass under the table then whip out your schlong and run it around the inside of the glass then pour his drink back in.

When Alan went to the bathroom Chuck gave him a Larry Tate and we all laughed our ass off watching him finish his drink.

Larry Tate by rustyfalcon March 24, 2008

Larry Tate on the rocks 

Similar to a Larry Tate but it takes a 2nd guy to rub his nuts on the rim of the glass, hence the "on the rocks" part.

Steve and Bob were so fed up with Jim bossing them around they gave him a Larry Tate on the rocks when he left the table.

Larry Tate on the rocks by rustyfalcon March 24, 2008

The Larry Tate 

When a man smears his ejaculate on a partner's upper lip.

This gives the recipient what amounts to an old man's white moustache, (eg. Larry Tate from Bewitched)

Bonus points are given if the recipient twitches their nose like Samantha afterwards.

She always has me finish on her chin, but today I gave her the Larry Tate. Yep, the old man's white moustache!

The Larry Tate by doccerz June 4, 2010

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016