This is a South African slang word, which probably originated somewhere in the South of Johannesburg, that describes something which is expensive, fancy and yuppy.

It can also be used to describe a very rich person living in the more affluent parts of Johannesburg, especially the Northern parts of the city.
Peter: Hey Sipho, where do you work?
Sipho: In the north of Joburg
Peter: Gee with all the larnies, huh?

OR

John: Damn, look at that Rolls-Royce Phantom, what a car!
Piet: Yeah, very larney indeed!
by kaz38 August 30, 2009
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South African cultural slang. Used to describe an object that is fancy or technologically superior such as a car or a computer.
Wow, that is one larney car or did you see how larney James' watch was?
by Kevin Nortje March 30, 2005
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n00b who hangs around at neowin, thinks hes the shizzle, but is usually just full of himself (ego). recently got access to a msn based site, and has ruined it even more, lots of flaming going on now
by messer12 May 3, 2005
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Larney is a new way to define someone who is into boys and men.
Oh man you're larney'd up yeah?
by wanna-be-larney March 16, 2005
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The act of putting a cell phone on vibrate, sticking it up ones anus, and then calling it from your home phone.
Guy 1: Hey, I tried The Larney last night!
Guy 2: No way, how was it?
Guy 1: Amazing! It felt like there were bumble bees in my ass!
by El Bumbaclot January 10, 2009
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Someone who's in jail for being a pedophile.

http://www.thestar.co.uk/news/Paedophile-sexually-assaulted-boy-at.4447738.jp
Did you hear that Larney's in jail for fucking a young boy?
by LarneyWatcher September 3, 2008
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Larney is teh best person on Neowin even though he has been suspended because one of the mods have a rod so far up their ass they are almost choking on it.

LARNEYLARNEYLARNEY!
Larney's so going to pwn you
by waaaaaaaaaaaat May 8, 2005
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