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a supposedly mythical symbiotic single celled organism residing in the lungs. usually seen after eating large doses of psilosybin mushrooms, and coughing. commonly mistaken for phlegm
"dude, I just coughed something up, I think it's a laprocite trying to escape."
by Cyrus Metcalf May 01, 2006
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