Laney has a big butt and a small waist but she’s over all a great person. Yes she’s a pain in my ass but I love her to death.
Laney is such a pain in my ass I swear! I wanna hug her and strangle her at the same time
by Rogue.Turtle July 24, 2018
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A girl who doesn't try to look good (or maybe doesn't try hard enough), but really is. After a little work, she'd become hot.

Taken from the 1999 movie, 'She's All That'.
Guy #1: Do you think that girl over there is hot?
Guy #2: Ehh, she's a Laney.

Guy #1: Why is Amanda's hair always a disaster?
Guy #2: O, you mean Laney over there?
by Basketball59 November 11, 2006
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A cannibal who may or may not be in love with a man named “Gareth.”
Oh, you are secretly a cannibal and in love with a man named Gareth? Must be a Laney.
by Lucifer’s cat March 26, 2020
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Laney is a super hot girl. She may not always believe that about herself. She is a very shy, quiet, and reserved person when you first meet her. After getting to know her she will become one of your greatest friends. She loves sports and is a very active person
Man, she sure is a Laney.
by King Maxwell December 29, 2018
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Laney is usually drunk or on the ground first and around the time of 6:30pm after two Cruisers. She claims to go hard but clearly doesn't. Always hangs onto the past.
*@ 6:30pm*

Person 1 : "Have you seen laney?"
Person 2: " Yeah, shes passed out on the ground crying"
Person 1: "Shit aye"
by sorry laney January 16, 2020
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A white cracker that’s a slut. You can find one of these creatures in their natural habitat, a mall. They have perky boobs, are phattys, and are hot n’ dumb.
Who’s that
Laney
by YCTC April 4, 2018
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