etheopian landmine

When you shit on someones chest and slap it as hard as u can

I gave my bitch a good etheopian landmine

by Fuckyourmumhard February 21, 2018

mexican landmine

Stepping on a the cap from a beer bottle with bare feet, typically occurs on beaches and inside of fraternity houses

Tim: "Shit! I need a band-aid"
Josh: "Mexican landmine get ya'?"

by Special Tim October 1, 2010

veitnamese landmine

When you shit on someone's chest and smack it, causing it to explode over the whole room

Please shit on my chest because i love getting a veitnamese landmine baby

by Its Novaaaa November 14, 2014

japanese landmine

When someone shits on ones chest as a symbol of honor, then proceeds to violently slap the shit.

Darling would you like a Japanese Landmine

I sure would bitch

by Garry Barloo January 27, 2014

danish landmines

lego spread across the floor like landmines waiting for their next victim to walk on them.

damn! i hate when my brother spreads danish landmines all over the floor!

by Supergarchomp August 13, 2017

Studded Landmine

A Lego brick

"Ah, shit I stepped on a studded landmine"

by MyMainManSlinky November 9, 2017

Mental Landmine

A cute girl u think is normal and hook up with only to realize she is screwed up in the head. they are virtually undetectable at first glance. Red flags include; talking about her father when she is naked, weird fetishes, asking what number personality you are, if she tells you she is psychic or compares her psychic abilities to others, etc . no matter how hot she maybe be aware of the possible mental landmine that can/will ruin a perfectly good hook up.

A: I just hooked up with Halley

B: Good Shit she was cute.

A: Nah, she started crying about her body issues and her horoscope halfway through sex. Totally ruined it for me.

B: now that's a Mental Landmine

by juan the don October 5, 2010