Where a Eastern European man shits on his lovers chest then the male begins to jump on the chest with his arse in a cannonball like fashion. Which splattered the crap everywhere whilst simulating the man's lover the feeling of shrapnel crushing their chest
Comrade Nikoli: 'Hey dude I totally destroyed that chick last night with a Russian landmine'
Comrade Ivan: 'Fuck me, let's celebrate with vodka'
Товарищ Nikoli: 'Эй чувак я полностью разрушена, птенец прошлой ночью с российской наземных мин'
товарищ Иван: "Fuck me, давайте праздновать с водкой"
Comrade Ivan: 'Fuck me, let's celebrate with vodka'
Товарищ Nikoli: 'Эй чувак я полностью разрушена, птенец прошлой ночью с российской наземных мин'
товарищ Иван: "Fuck me, давайте праздновать с водкой"
by Kingrich212 July 31, 2017
When a male takes a shit during while hitting it doggy style. Then after cumming stands up and forces his partner to sit in it.
by MR Hagy March 22, 2011
When a person shits on the ground, usually inside a bathroom. Then the said person waits to observe the result of their action with the result usually being another person stepping on the dookey bomb and swearing.
by MAH boi PSEUDONYM November 7, 2010
by SpAz1131 September 10, 2013
When you blow a load in a rubber and drop it into the ho's shoe. She comes out, gets dressed, and steps into a River North Landmine.
I nailed this chick and slipped the used rubber into one of her shoes when she went to take a shit. When she came out and put on her clothes she stepped into a River North Landmine.
by Peter Damn Smith December 1, 2021
by Armanii Is Cool January 19, 2018
When you jizz into the sand on a beach volleyball court, and then cover it with more sand, leaving it to be discovered by a later person.
by CurlingFetishist October 14, 2019