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A smelly substance usually coming from the butthole but could possibly be found in other place.

Used as an exclamatory statement when in shock or surprised by an event or action

That new girl Jada smells like straight Dookey

OH DOOKEY JADA JUST SPILLED FOOD ON ME!!!

Dookey by Hannahisprobspooping January 15, 2017

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dookey breath

Breath in excess smell of fecal matter, or feces.

Damn, that old lady breath stank she had dookey breath.

I'm going to go holla at that girl do I have dookey breath?

dookey breath by uptwnxs May 17, 2010

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dookey-booty

Dookey-booty, used usually in a game to replace "Dog water" or "This kid is TRASH". Dookey-booty means that someone is Free, Dog water, Dog shit, trash player, Bot, and that this kid's grandma is taking her clothes off distracting the player.

"THIS KID IS ACTUAL DOOKEY-BOOTY,"

dookey-booty by LTHL_FALCON December 28, 2021

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Dookey Trail

The resulting brown soft-serve trail of excrement when people with leaky assholes can't make it to the bathroom in time.

Old ladies that don't make it into the bi-lo bathroom in time leave a dookey trail so that you know where to start and stop cleaning.

Dookey Trail by Hazencruz January 24, 2011

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dookey shnops

you in an argument and you just wanna end someone’s life, give em a Dookey shnops

Example: Dookey shnops shut yo bitch ass up

dookey shnops by Crinkle cut March 6, 2020

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dookey shoot

Although the exact origins of this word can't be proven, it's consentrated mainly in the south. Persisely in Havana FL. It is the ghetto slang or another way of reffering to ones ass.

"That hoe been taking it in the dookey shoot since the 8th grade"

"That bitch walks like she has something stuck in her dookey shoot"

dookey shoot by McArthur Albert April 6, 2005

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dookey chute bandit

A man who, after walking by a woman, can't help but check out the booty. This dysfunction is most often found in the black male.

Fisayo, nigga you stay looking at ass...such a dookey chute bandit!

dookey chute bandit by MauMau4 February 14, 2008

leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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