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A piece of shit; a nigga; A curseword to use along the same guidlines as fuck or shit; an adjective to describe preposterities.
I crapped a giant dookey today that smelled really bad.

Once i saw his brown skin, I knew he was none other than a dookey muffin.

"What the dookey is wrong with u?"

"What a dookey mongrel mcmuffin he is.
by W'dah October 15, 2007

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A smelly substance usually coming from the butthole but could possibly be found in other place.

Used as an exclamatory statement when in shock or surprised by an event or action
That new girl Jada smells like straight Dookey

OH DOOKEY JADA JUST SPILLED FOOD ON ME!!!
by Hannahisprobspooping January 15, 2017

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