by Oskfred December 23, 2016
Degenerate losing sports bettor who borrows money from co-workers and doesn't pay them back, takes out car title loans, and writes bad checks to chase his losses. He only plays big public favorites and square parlays. He likes to gamble and post on gambling forums while on family vacation. When you see a Brock Landers "Rubberband Play", pound the opposite side with confidence.
by broke lenders January 14, 2012
Second guitarist for Rammstein. Fucking hilarious on stage, and overall a legendary person, just like the other Rammstein members. Used to play in Feeling B with Rammstein's keyboardist Christian "Flake" Lorenz.
by Lithium September 12, 2015
by Fartinglander November 29, 2011
1. The act of purposefully passing or discharging urine into ones own pants to prevent jeopardizing the energy levels of a party or gathering.
2. A selfless act in which a person urinates themselves in the middle of an intense drinking game to avoid jeopardizing a hot streak.
3. Urinating yourself in a bar due to an atrocious line at the men’s restroom.
Disclaimer: It is not socially acceptable for a woman to attempt this maneuver.
2. A selfless act in which a person urinates themselves in the middle of an intense drinking game to avoid jeopardizing a hot streak.
3. Urinating yourself in a bar due to an atrocious line at the men’s restroom.
Disclaimer: It is not socially acceptable for a woman to attempt this maneuver.
by Lord Berling June 26, 2007
by andrea July 9, 2004
A person from any large city who does not know how to drive well on roads that aren't straight and flat. You can tell one because when you get stuck behind them on a mountain road they take the curves at a snails pace, but when you finally come to a flat/straight stretch (where you could potentially pass their slow ass) they speed up like crazy till the next curve. Lather, rinse, repeat. --Insult is added to injury when the flat landers have a large truck/SUV/other form of 4-wheel drive and do this.
by scottiedawg86 August 7, 2009