Naked Lambrini

A naked Lambrini is where a team of people are on a long journey and in order to make the journey shorter and have fun they will all buy 3+ bottles of 1.5 Litre bottles of Lambrini and take all their clothes off and no one can put their clothes back on until all the Lambrini is completely finished.

Person 1: hey mate wanna do naked Lambrini

Person 2: okay but we mustn’t tell anyone who wasn’t part of the game
Person 1: deal

Naked Lambrini by Garfunkel June 21, 2019

Libertini

A Libertini is Italian plumber that is angry all the time. He loves to move his hands around to talk. His ankles are the size of a baby arm but he likes to over compensate by wearing steel toe work shoes because he’s to good for work boots. The Libertinis favorite tool is a Home Depot bucket to sit on so he can spread his tools around and work from one spot. If you’d like to trigger the Libertini, say things such as “You Look Homeless” or “You’re on Call” or simply put his tools away where they belong, send him pictures of ugly small dogs or change his wallpapers on his phone. His coworkers also refer to him as a sexy magician. All in all, He’s fun to work with even though a Libertini hardly ever works.

“Oh Hunny... the sink is clogged again, Can you call Libertini”

Libertini by His Coworker June 9, 2020

Lambortini 

1) (noun) A Martini drunk in a Lamborghini.

2) (verb) The fine art of drinking a martini whilst sitting in a Lamborghini.

1) Lambortinis at my place...er... car?

2) Id Lambortini with you, but last time i threw up on the seats...

Lambortini by Clhall August 25, 2009

Glambertini 

A cocktail inspired by Adam Lambert. Served in a feather and glitter decorated glass, filled with a colourful, overwhelming liquid creation.

At a karoake bar
Jane: "Wow, that version of 'Whataya want from me' was awful"
Sue: "Yep... One too many Glambertini's makes anyone think they can perform better than Adam"

Glambertini by bbbfunny December 3, 2010

Lambrinified 

Lambrinified; adj.

1. To become intoxicated by means of cheap wine abuse.

Example: "Man how lambrinified was I last night" (haha)

Lambrinified by Mike Hammer May 19, 2004

Lambrini Shits 

The morning after effects of consuming 3 bottles of this fine vintage to aid inebriation before going on a night out.

"Drinking that Lambrini last night ran right through me, I've woken up with Lambrini shits"

Lambrini Shits by Gooner god January 23, 2012

Adam Lambertness 

to posses or exude the personality of Adam Lambert; to have the feeling of Adam Lambert

The new CD had a Adam Lambertness feeling to it. I liked it.

Adam Lambertness by Rebel Sullivan May 25, 2012