by Rebel Sullivan February 29, 2012
The ultimate HBIC.
Each time Adam sings, an angel has an orgasm. His vocals are top notch, and he has a ridiculous vocal range. Adam loves putting on a show, and that means lights, fog, glitter, lots of gyrating, guyliner, black nail polish, costumes, and other glam furnishings. The fact that he is gay is the least shocking thing about him. Basically, you wish you were as fly as this motherfucker.
On American Idol Season 8 he had a string of memorable (to say the least) performances, including Ring of Fire, Mad World, and Whole Lotta Love. He made American Idol his bitch. He also became part of the bromance of the century, Kradam.
When it comes to the Idol Tour 2009, people lost their shit when he came on stage, and critics sucked his glittery dick. People go absolutely batshit crazy over this guy; some even begin to question their sexuality, hence, the term "Adamgasm."
There are some haters. All of their arguments are invalid. Besides, Adam welcomes haters. He believes that good art causes strong reactions, whether they be positive or negative.
Adam is a "glittery alien from Planet Fierce."
Each time Adam sings, an angel has an orgasm. His vocals are top notch, and he has a ridiculous vocal range. Adam loves putting on a show, and that means lights, fog, glitter, lots of gyrating, guyliner, black nail polish, costumes, and other glam furnishings. The fact that he is gay is the least shocking thing about him. Basically, you wish you were as fly as this motherfucker.
On American Idol Season 8 he had a string of memorable (to say the least) performances, including Ring of Fire, Mad World, and Whole Lotta Love. He made American Idol his bitch. He also became part of the bromance of the century, Kradam.
When it comes to the Idol Tour 2009, people lost their shit when he came on stage, and critics sucked his glittery dick. People go absolutely batshit crazy over this guy; some even begin to question their sexuality, hence, the term "Adamgasm."
There are some haters. All of their arguments are invalid. Besides, Adam welcomes haters. He believes that good art causes strong reactions, whether they be positive or negative.
Adam is a "glittery alien from Planet Fierce."
by Fun_Sponge July 19, 2009
the nicest and funniest gentleman on american idol season 8 with and awesome voice and amazing smile. He tries to spice a song up by just adding his own style into it.
Host:"did you google yourself this week?"
Adam Lambert:"yes i did... it's all about the singing, nothing else"
contestant:"don't you dare laugh at me."
adam lambert: "i'm not laughing at you. i'm laughing with you"
Adam Lambert:"yes i did... it's all about the singing, nothing else"
contestant:"don't you dare laugh at me."
adam lambert: "i'm not laughing at you. i'm laughing with you"
by 14yearsyoungerthanadamlambert April 7, 2009
The best male vocalist I have ever heard in my whole entire life. Incrediable. Shocking. True. New. Born star. Role Model. Celebrity. Singer. The next American Idol.
Person 1:
Did you hear adam lambert last night? His voice gives me chills.
Person2: Yeah I know! if he doesn't win, amnerica is wack.
Did you hear adam lambert last night? His voice gives me chills.
Person2: Yeah I know! if he doesn't win, amnerica is wack.
by emmahlay May 13, 2009
An extreamly bangable contestant from american idol. Often seen wearing nail polish and guyliner, and is unfortunately gay. -sob-
by lambert4life March 23, 2009
Adam Mitchel Lambert-
Born Jan. 29, 1982
Singer, actor.
American Idol 2009 runner up.
Famous For:
-Black malepolish
-Tight pants
-Rings and other jewelry and accessories
-Black hair w/ blue streaks
-Amazing vocals and "screams"
-Being homosexual
-Not winning American Idol because that's just retarded.
Synonyms: the best thing ever
Antonyms: Danny Gokey
Born Jan. 29, 1982
Singer, actor.
American Idol 2009 runner up.
Famous For:
-Black malepolish
-Tight pants
-Rings and other jewelry and accessories
-Black hair w/ blue streaks
-Amazing vocals and "screams"
-Being homosexual
-Not winning American Idol because that's just retarded.
Synonyms: the best thing ever
Antonyms: Danny Gokey
by pomizzle June 22, 2009
A badass mother fucker. The ultimate HBIC. One half of the most epic OTP ever, Kradam. Glamazon.
Ultimately, he's about ten trillion times as fierce as you'll ever be.
He's also sparked the newest sexuality trend of the season: Adamsexual. Jump on that bandwagon. You know you want to.
Synonyms: Orgasm/Adamgasm, Head Bitch in Charge, Glitter, Win
Antonyms: Gtfokey, Lose
Ultimately, he's about ten trillion times as fierce as you'll ever be.
He's also sparked the newest sexuality trend of the season: Adamsexual. Jump on that bandwagon. You know you want to.
Synonyms: Orgasm/Adamgasm, Head Bitch in Charge, Glitter, Win
Antonyms: Gtfokey, Lose
by glitterfuck July 22, 2009