Lake Howell High School: ist die Scheiße von der Erde look that up
The institution where they charge four dollars for crappy pizza and fries & moldy milk you don't even want. In addition, many students engage in sexual activities under stairways, in bathrooms, and various other areas, whether same sex or heterosexual. The storch makes sure to make the lives of the class of '09 as miserable as possible, restricting people from other schools to go to homecoming, taking away off campus lunch (now once every 9 weeks), and having minimal parking. In addition, parking for the year costs $70. Why? I don't know either. As well books are lost resulting in students paying atleast $60 for each missing extremely old book.
Dear Doctor Storch: Lecken Sie meine Zehen und ich Essen Sie Pipi, Arsch ficker!
The institution where they charge four dollars for crappy pizza and fries & moldy milk you don't even want. In addition, many students engage in sexual activities under stairways, in bathrooms, and various other areas, whether same sex or heterosexual. The storch makes sure to make the lives of the class of '09 as miserable as possible, restricting people from other schools to go to homecoming, taking away off campus lunch (now once every 9 weeks), and having minimal parking. In addition, parking for the year costs $70. Why? I don't know either. As well books are lost resulting in students paying atleast $60 for each missing extremely old book.
Dear Doctor Storch: Lecken Sie meine Zehen und ich Essen Sie Pipi, Arsch ficker!
Lake howell high school is run by the devil, who wants all her devilish ways to be put into the devilish institution.
by silverhawk September 2, 2008
The worst school in Central Florida. A place where a girl showing her shoulders is more important than the massive drug usage. Wait, was that.. the bell? Oh right, I forgot, "the bell doesnt dismiss you". Forgot to mention how the school recieved over a million dollars from a donor and it goes to a fucking pool and turf. The laptops at this school are older than the shit that has been sitting in the stairwell. I'm not even joking its literal shit. And I swear if I see one more bald man riding around a golf cart at the school I'm going to scream. They claim to be making a new building in the senior parking lot but cant even fix the damn roofs. And I swear to god the roaches at that school are evolving to teenage mutant ninja roaches. And oh god, the food there.. The ONE thing that wa decent was the fries, *poof* gone.
Lake Howell High School can suck my dick
by frogglv August 21, 2021
Also known as Vape Zurich. The high school with the largest percentage of girls that end up in the ER for drinking.
ryan: “dude are you going to lake zurich high schools prom?”
connor: “nah dude I think i’m just going to the after party. Heard there’s going to be 5 cases of Busch...”
connor: “nah dude I think i’m just going to the after party. Heard there’s going to be 5 cases of Busch...”
by anonlz2019 April 12, 2018
It’s where all the freshman date seniors, even though the seniors just want sum else outta them. Also where most of the girls act fake and they suck at playing any sports and if you wanna be yelled at for anything from anyone come here!
Lake minneola high school is a place in central fl where a lot of rich kids go and most people are weird.
by Mydogisfat September 15, 2019
Lakewhore high school is the best schooling around for hoes. Your Typical "Thots" walking around ass showing. Dicks getting sucked in bathrooms where white girl act black. Just pulling out a piece of gum result in getting a blowjob. Girls that waste boys time and fuck with there emotions. The best hoes around that will hoe you and waste your time.
by FxckGirls October 9, 2017
A School located in Southeast Marion County with about 1,750 students. Often referred to as "Lake Qweer". School Colors are purple and gold (even tho it looks like yellow) the basketball and football teams are known to be unsuccessful. School gets Much disrespect from other schools in the county like Vanguard, West Port (Sex Port), Belleview (Smellview), And the Forest Wildcats often refered to as the "pussycats". The schools mascot is the hurricane.
Lake Weir Student 1 : yo you slidin through Lake Weir High School today??
Lake Weir Student 2 : damn i almost forgot the bad Bitcxes at Forest and West Port got me distracted.
Lake Weir Student 2 : damn i almost forgot the bad Bitcxes at Forest and West Port got me distracted.
by young $ 9 November 18, 2011
A "high school" or so they say. The great 'doctor' like to control our lives and make silly rules. It's located in Winter Park Florida. We're Silver Hawks...w00t. This year about one third of the senior class got expelled for drug use. Go team.
The great doctor says we need to communicate to the students at Lake Howell High school, and thus installs flat screen TV's but only in the media center where no one goes...
by Annonymoussss May 1, 2008