Forest Lake Senior High School is a microcosm of the city of Forest Lake. Sadly, most of its graduates can't even pronounce microcosm, let alone know what it means. The school can be described briefly with three words - racist, drugs, and idiocracy.
The school is a Frankenstein's monster of a building - the school was expanded instead of torn down like it right well should have been. Classroom numbering is random and sporatic, and many students get lost looking for classes even through their senior year.
The school is known for it's FFA (Future Farmers of America) program. Unless you're a member of one of the several big, important families in the area (the ones that own major farms, or recreational vehicle dealerships), you don't give a flying fuck about it. More than likely you're high off your ass in class while some poor schmuck attempts to teach you basic grammar thanks to NCLB.
The school is also well known within theater, debate and speech circuits. Again, not many people care. In fact, the school doesn't even care. Instead of displaying recent victories of the above organizations, they'd rather keep a trophy case full of football and hockey trophies from the 80s, when the Forest Lake Rangers actually won games. To anyone with a brain, that should describe the mentality and demographic of the school more than I ever could.
The school is a Frankenstein's monster of a building - the school was expanded instead of torn down like it right well should have been. Classroom numbering is random and sporatic, and many students get lost looking for classes even through their senior year.
The school is known for it's FFA (Future Farmers of America) program. Unless you're a member of one of the several big, important families in the area (the ones that own major farms, or recreational vehicle dealerships), you don't give a flying fuck about it. More than likely you're high off your ass in class while some poor schmuck attempts to teach you basic grammar thanks to NCLB.
The school is also well known within theater, debate and speech circuits. Again, not many people care. In fact, the school doesn't even care. Instead of displaying recent victories of the above organizations, they'd rather keep a trophy case full of football and hockey trophies from the 80s, when the Forest Lake Rangers actually won games. To anyone with a brain, that should describe the mentality and demographic of the school more than I ever could.
Principal beginning graduation speech: "Start your tractors! Start your tractors!"
Student: "I fucking hate this school."
Student 1: "You have any drugs?"
Student 2: "You kidding? Everything at Forest Lake Senior High School is drugs! The chairs are drugs, the carpet is drugs, the desks are drugs..."
Student: "I fucking hate this school."
Student 1: "You have any drugs?"
Student 2: "You kidding? Everything at Forest Lake Senior High School is drugs! The chairs are drugs, the carpet is drugs, the desks are drugs..."
by P1ntsize_Anthro June 2, 2011
Where half of the students are Cuban refs from Hialeah and the other half are more Cubans but since they live in Miami lakes they think they’re better . The classes are very easy and everyone is always high , usually half of the class is high . The law and digital media magnets are irrelevant and are only for the stupid kids that wanna be in a magnet . The iprep kids think they are cool Bc they have a laptop and honor classes and because they have a microwave. The football team is horrible, so are the cheer and dance teams. No one takes anything seriously in that school. The volleyball team is pretty good. And there are fights almost every day. There are A LOT of cute guys and a lot of people know and hang out with people from Goleman. Overall it’s a great and fun school if u like all the things listed above. WE ARE HML
I’m going to go to Hialeah- Miami lakes senior high school because I live right in front of it and my parent don’t wanna drive me to Goleman
by Hahanenwkshebwj January 15, 2019
50% Recent Cuban Migrants (All in ESOL), 25% Black Kids (Mostly Jamaican), and 24.99% American gringos who try to act ghetto or black. the other 0.01% is recent European migrants (Aimah in I-Prep).
by ElBigBoyChapo February 3, 2019
A Junior High in Lake Oswego/ Lake BigEgo/ Lake NoNegro/ The Bubble. The School is all rich/stuck up ppl that think there awesome.
I go to Lake Oswego Junior High
by SkaterChick July 6, 2009
Your typically Aussie school. You will often see young eshays walking around with fanny packs (purses) which are typically Nike, adidas etc. if you go on Snapchat there will probably be about 3-6 videos on peoples stories smoking a bong with the homies in their lake high uniform. The girls often get in bitchy fight cause their bestfriend fucked their crush (most likely year nine) p.s if you are a girl make sure you pull up your skirt until it sits under your boobs. Most people are expelled from Warilla that go there
by Random aussie December 13, 2018
Legend says this is the palace of the two gods of old. Here in there mighty palace they watch the world of Birmingham with great judgment. These gods are named Blonde and Majeed. Majeed controls the land and often visits the world of Birmingham to bring peace in there darkest hours. Thousands migrate to see him which is known as the Great Exodus. Blonde is the god of the heavens. He controls over Walled Lake and other places outside of Birmingham. Some say he has once too journeyed to the world of Birmingham to visit the greatest clash of kingdoms, and with his powers, gave the kingdom of Seaholm a mighty power to defeat their enemies and win. Soon after he took a piss in the woods blessing the lands.
Majeed and Blonde will one day return again to remake the great lands of Birmingham into what it’s meant to be. All white girls and Libs will be destroyed and sent to the hells of Ohio and Birmingham will be free and United once more till the end of time.
Majeed and Blonde will one day return again to remake the great lands of Birmingham into what it’s meant to be. All white girls and Libs will be destroyed and sent to the hells of Ohio and Birmingham will be free and United once more till the end of time.
Person 1: Do you know about Walled Lake High?
Person 2: of course I do. It’s the kingdom of the gods. I pray to see Majeed and Blonde return to our world
Person 2: of course I do. It’s the kingdom of the gods. I pray to see Majeed and Blonde return to our world
by The_moon1 October 14, 2021