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a teacher with feminist views and giant pit stains. enjoys talking about relatives and relates historical events to the Disney channel.
male student 1: i got a 61 in history today

male student 2: really, i wrote a 10 page essay on the DBQ about random stupid crap and got a 52 even though it was on topic.

female student: really, i wrote about unicorns and got a 100

male students 1 + 2: shes such a laflamme
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Lazy Laflamme

Lazy Laflamme - when one man recieves a blow job from another man while pouring hot wax on his own nipples and sitting in a reclining chair.

entimology: a combination of "lazy," thought to derive from the name of a popular brand of recliners, and "la flamme," meaning "the flame" in French.
e.g. "Chip recieved an amazing Lazy Laflamme last night. He said his nipples are still tender"
Lazy Laflamme by Maxwell Tinkersly January 18, 2006
Creator Travis Scott , used in many songs . Means the party was wild , turn up , lit , hyped .
The night show was Laflame last night .
laflame by furry icy ice October 28, 2015
When you eat something spicy the night before and when you shot it out your butthole hurts
Dude, I had to shit a LaFlame today
LaFlame by Matty deez May 30, 2022

Laflammed 

When you get screwed over for selling something too cheap.
Damn...I got laflammed selling that car for under book value!
Laflammed by anonymous March 29, 2021

LaFlammed 

A person who has been cancelled due to their age.

Lisa LaFlamme is a Canadian television journalist, who was cancelled by her employer, CTV, because of her age.
They let her go, she's been LaFlammed!
LaFlammed by sandalwoodsh October 5, 2022

Getting Laflammed 

Getting rekt hard by Laflammese Soldiers, such as: getting your house destroyed, wife and kids shot, sent to labor camp, recruited to the army by force (But becoming based after that). If you are not Brazillian or Latino, you have 99.9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% chance of getting Laflammed. To avoid it, you need to become based and join the Laflammese Army
"Bro, I lost my house, family and car, it sucks"
"You just Got Laflammed 💀"
"Fuck you, you don't understand how it feels Getting Laflammed nigga"
"Hoe mad, unbased 💀"